two unicorns fucking a dragon

i probably won’t bake you brownies. i’m all out of chloroform.

(via daveyhatesmith-deactivated20120)

these guys just keep getting better. fuck me, this album is good.

davy jones, meet davy jones’ locker. RIP dude.

i shed a few tears, not gonna lie…

tomorrow…

• Me: How do you feel about cats?
• Derek: I am deathly allergic and I think they're evil, but apart from that I love them.

• Derek: HAPPY VD!
• Me: I HATE VD!
• Derek: *have
• Me: I hate you

The Younger Woman. | Don’t Date Her.

Where was this helpful advice 3 years ago? Whoever wrote this is a goddamn genius.

why i don't learn from my mistakes. thanks, science!

gbugg:

Dear @hurrrdurrr