two unicorns fucking a dragon

i probably won’t bake you brownies. i’m all out of chloroform.

(via daveyhatesmith)

these guys just keep getting better. fuck me, this album is good.

davy jones, meet davy jones’ locker. RIP dude.

i shed a few tears, not gonna lie…

tomorrow…

• Me: How do you feel about cats?
• Derek: I am deathly allergic and I think they're evil, but apart from that I love them.

• Derek: HAPPY VD!
• Me: I HATE VD!
• Derek: *have
• Me: I hate you

The Younger Woman. | Don’t Date Her.

Where was this helpful advice 3 years ago? Whoever wrote this is a goddamn genius.

why i don't learn from my mistakes. thanks, science!

gbugg:

Dear @hurrrdurrr